If you take a missionary to Walmart (or any store with more
than three aisles), they’re sure to need plenty of moral support, so don’t let
them go off on their own. If you do, you may come upon them curled in the fetal
position under a rack of clothes, moaning softly to themselves. Once you’re in
the store, take a look at their list. The store has probably (almost certainly)
changed in the two+ years they’ve been away, so they won’t be able to find
anything. Be prepared for one of two experiences: wanting to grab everything on
the list as quickly as possible and get out, or walk through each aisle and
look at everything. Everything, folks. (That was me.)